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Christmas Cookies and Holiday Parties

As I sit at my desk, filling the gap between Christmas and New Years weekends with busy work, I can’t help but reflect on how much more I would be rather playing with my new toys.

Of course I am exaggerating the insignificance of this week, in fact, this is crunch time and the last chance for our firm to get applications for building permits to government agencies before the building code revisions take effect at the beginning of the new year.  But for some reason the 4-day week between Christmas and New Years doesn’t feel like we should be at work.  Strangely though, it does seem to feel like a pause between the busy weekends.  Last weekend there were Christmas gifts, family parties, social obligations, and brightly colored cookies, next weekend there will be traveling, friends, champagne, and catching up on all the things that have been neglected in lieu of shopping for gifts.

One of my favorite parts of this time of year, (aside from catching up with family and spreading good will and cheer through the commercial stimulation of the economy via secular traditions fabricated by the retail sector,) is the abundance of sugary desserts.  It is as if everyone tries to prepare enough so that if there were never another cookie or chocolate-covered-whatever made then there would still be a surplus.  There seem to be cookie trays and candy dishes everywhere.  I don’t mind the least bit though.  Here is a sampling of some snacks and treats that have crossed my path during this past weekend:

It’s worth noting that this selection of delicacies is only a small sampling of the bounty available, as my wife and I visited and additional two houses full of colorful morsels that I failed to capture photographically. I did not commit the same error during the process of ingesting these additional treats.

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Christmas party surprise

We had our first Christmas party of the season this past weekend, the theme: Ugly Holiday Sweaters.

The only surviving photo

There were quite a few beauties among the bunch. We somehow managed to neglect to take any photographs but reach into your imagination and entertain this description.  I wore a bright green turtle neck sticking out from beneath a bulky Rorschach test type sweater which displayed a different image for each viewer. I sported a hairdo straight from the 50’s with a drastic off-set part with hair pulled away like opposing magnets.  My wife wore a hand-made sweater featuring a proud 8-bit skier inviting the observer to join him on his 8-bit snow-covered mountain.  She also sported jingle bell earrings and a glittery bright head band.  In addition there were Christmas bear sweaters, men squeezed into women’s sweaters (complete with shoulder pads), brightly colored infants hats, and baby clothes pulled out of old trunks in the attic.

The majority of the party guests amused themselves in the basement, cycling between teams as part of an epic, and increasingly dysfunctional, flip-cup tournament. While others amused themselves around the food table, gawking at the impressive trifle prepared by a direct relative of Martha Stewart (my wife, not really related) and watching as unsuspecting guests grab a handful of peanut M&M’s that some clever individual had replaced all the green ones with wasabi peanuts (for the record I did wash my hands before making the switch).  It is amazing to see the number of people who, despite noticing the obvious visual and textural abnormality, still decide to eat the peanut.  The look on their face the moment they realize the mistake is priceless, and fortunately the wasabi peanuts in the bulk food section at Wegman’s are fairly mild and easy to handle, unless of course you are expecting milk chocolate.

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